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Episode 144: But dreams of Grimace we must have

With Matt out galavanting around Japan, Ethan and Ricardo hold down the fort. This week the two take a nostalgic look at McDonald’s characters, talk about Final Fantasy VII and if it holds up, Dark Souls and of course the hit new Super Mario Run. Nintendo’s Switch is still having issues, but maybe they’re getting fixed. Starcraft is going legit free to play! It’s a short episode, but a goodie.

 

Games we played:

 

Ethan: Super Mario Run, Bloodborne

Ricardo: Dark Souls 3, Final Fantasy VII

 

Beer we drank: California Creamin’ (Mother Earth Brewing), Shocktop Belgian White

 

The NEWS HOUR News Topics:

Final Fantasy XIV goes free to “try” up to level 35

Blizzard makes OG Starcraft FREE, also announces remaster coming later this year

Nintendo Switch has pricer indie games, Lego Undercover apparently is barely on disk.

Joycon official fix is with foam

 

Trailer trash:

Destiny 2 teaser

88 Heroes Launch Trailers

SKIPCHASER Steam Early Access

Monster Slayers Trailer

Bulletstorm: Full Clip Launch Trailer

Pokemon Go Plus Official Trailer

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Episode 141: Breath of the Sueño

The Nintendo Switch is officially out and Matt, Ethan, and Ricardo are here to talk about midnight launches as well as The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, 1-2-Switch, Snipperclips, and even several non-Switch games! Matt can’t stop talking about Zelda, Ethan kills a spider, and Ricardo lights himself on fire. That plus a whole bunch of Switch news, some light editorializing headlines from Ricardo, and some only slightly obnoxious pop culture references in this week’s Trailer Trash!

 

Games we played:

Nintendo Switch Launch with Matt and Ethan

Matt: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, 1-2-Switch, Snipperclips – Cut it Out: Together!

Ethan: Bloodborne, Layers of Fear, 1-2-Switch, Snipperclips

Ricardo: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Dark Souls 3

 

Beer: Sapporo Premium Beer, Simple Times Pilsner – Trader Joe’s, El Sully

 

The NINTENDO SWITCH NEWS HOUR News Topics (brought to you by Sony PSVita):

You cannot currently transfer save games from one Switch to another

Some issues with Wi-Fi and controller sync as well

Warren Spector fucking hates VR

Oculus drops the Oculus headset by $100 and touch controllers by $100

Netflix style gaming announced for Xbox One

No Man’s Sky wins innovation award at GDC, the team is not there to receive it

 

Trailer trash:

Ghost Recon: Wildlands – Launch Trailer

Persona 5 – Sizzle Trailer

Tokyo Twilight Hunters Daybreak Special Gigs – Steam Trailer

Styx: Shards of Darkness – Official Co-op Trailer

Fire Pro Wrestling World – Announcement Trailer

Overwatch – Orisa Origin Story Trailer

Shakedown: Hawaii

Wargroove Announcement Trailer

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Episode 140: Disc Jam Icon

This week Amber joins Matt, Ethan and Ricardo as the group dives into more new games. Ethan tried to kill a brainless spider, Ricardo was thowing exploding frisbees at people, Matt makes alligator noises, and Amber plays bass in her friend’s band. All that plus news like buying games on Twitch, ZeniMax is a blood-starved beast, and Target leaking games which we’re forced to watch trailers of!

 

Games we played:

Matt: Hidden Folks, Disc Jam Open Beta

Ethan: Bloodborne

Ricardo: Disc Jam Open Beta, For Honor

Amber: Night in the Woods, Pokemon Sun

 

Beer: Toaster Pastry – 21st Amendment Brewery, Henry Hotspur’s Hard Pressed for Cider, Whizbang – New Belgium, Little Sumpin’ Ale – Lagunitas Brewing Company

 

The NEWS HOUR News Topics:

Like this game you’re seeing on a stream? Twitch will let you buy it through them!

Sony is happy with the number of PSVRs they have sold thus far

Meanwhile, ZeniMax is going for blood against Oculus

Just how sexy is sex in Mass Effect: Andromeda? Devs think it’s gonna be real sexy…

EA’s Peter Moore is leaving to run a soccer team

Target accidentally leaks that there’s a sequel to Shadow of Mordor on the way

 

Trailer trash:

Middle-Earth: Shadow of War Cinematic Announcement Trailer

Bulletstorm: Full Clip Story Trailer

Snipperclips Official Cut it Out, Together! Trailer

The Sexy Brutale- Full House Edition – Official Trailer

Genesis Alpha One – Reveal Trailer

2Dark- Official Gameplay Trailer

Blackwake – Release Trailer

Northguard – Early Access Trailer

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Episode 139: There Will Be Bloodborne

The Pixel Podcast gets brutal this week as Matt, Ethan, and Ricardo bathe in the blood of their enemies! Ricardo has been slaying every Viking, Knight, or Samurai that gets in his way, Ethan has been killing werewolves and injecting their blood into his leg, and Matt makes cute anime creatures battle one another for sport! That plus some of our final Switch news before it comes out, the rise and fall of YouTube sensation PewDiePie, and refreshingly good trailer trash!

Games we played:

Matt: Pokemon Moon, Dandy Dungeon

Ethan: Bloodborne

Ricardo: For Honor

 

Beer: Eye of the Hawk Imperial Ale – Mendocino Brewing; Trader Joe’s Peach Ice Tea

 

The NEWS HOUR News Topics:

Nintendo may have actually done something right for once as your eShop purchases look like they’ll be tied to account, not system…

Except apparently you’re gonna need substantial external memory if you want to download anything on your Switch.

Sony is discontinuing Playstation NOW support for PS3 (naturally) and PSVita (ruh-roh) among other devices

Erik Wolpaw, writer for Portal and Left 4 Dead, has left Valve

PewDiePie series dropped from YouTube, G2A still loves him, blames the media

 

Trailer trash:

Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War 3 – Prophecy of War Trailer

Typoman – Xbox One Launch Trailer

Vertical Drop Heroes HD – Launch Trailer

Mutant Football League – GORE Trailer

Mothergunship – Announcement Teaser Trailer

Dropzone Gameplay Trailer

Hidden Folks Trailer

Sumer Gameplay Trailer

Where Cards Fall – Release and Platform Trailer

Oἶκοςpiel Book I Release Trailer OFFICIAL

Full Metal Furies

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GOTY 2015 Ricardo’s Top 5

Twenty Fifteen. Man, that was quick.

Cliche as it may sound, with my advancing age, the years seem to come and go with greater rapidity. As such, it often feels like there’s very little time to do all the things I want to do and even littler time to play video games.

Yet here we are.

My favorite games this year turned out to be the ones I could either sink my fangs into, diving deep into the success of some mission of some perceived importance, or conversely ones that could be returned to periodically, like visiting a familiar place and remembering why it was so special while also discovering brand new things that make it worth returning to. Without further waxing philosophic, though, let’s get to it.

First, I’d like to do some spring cleaning and get in a trio of honorable mentions. Perhaps most surprisingly, Destiny returned to my gaming schedule this year with its big “The Taken King” expansion. What essentially amounted to a reinvention of the game, Destiny very well could have ended up on my games of the year list last year (and out of our “Most Disappointing” category) would this had been the way the game was launched. But c’est la vie, I guess. At least the game’s undoubtedly solid, even if it does have 100% less Peter Dinklage, now.

Speaking of quality voice acting, the new King’s Quest is full of it. Chapter 1: A Knight to Remember has everything that’s made the new Adventure Game revival a fun an exciting one, but also manages to tweak and improve on many elements that are are quickly stagnating in the Telltale-saturated genre. Not that those games are bad, but they’re quickly losing the heart that King’s Quest shows in spades. I can only hope later episodes are as good.

Lastly, before we hit my list, I NEED to mention Until Dawn; a game I personally didn’t play. However, I felt like I was part of the experience with Until Dawn, sitting, screeching in a friend’s living room as polygonal approximations of that guy from Mr. Robot and that dude from Agents of SHIELD are jump-scared into oblivion. To put it bluntly, from just watching Until Dawn played from beginning to end, I was monk’d. Monk’d hard. And I liked it.

But that’s enough of those games. On towards my genuine top picks of 2015!

5. Hearthstone

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I might be cheating with this one, but Hearthstone WAS officially released on mobile devices this year. It quickly became an on again, off again obsession of mine. Blizzard has really captured the highs and lows of the collectable card game, but done so with a style and charm only they can provide. I’m always eagerly awaiting their newest expansion or excitedly looking for new ways to play the game, and Blizzard isn’t failing on those fronts. It’s true, I’m not terribly good at the game myself, but when that perfect combo falls into my hand and I get to hear the sweet cacophonous choir of Grim Patrons bellowing, “HEY EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!”, it makes every loss worth it.

 

4. Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number

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Dump your mind into the swirling technicolor violence of Hotline Miami, and you begin feeling not exactly yourself. Much like the first, I think Hotline Miami 2 is at its best when it completely envelopes and immerses the player in its blood-spattered streets of neon and animal masks. It does this with its music, its visuals, and its breakneck gameplay. Wrong Number takes it even one step further, with a multi-layered plot that propels the story into an even stranger, darker place than before. And for me, that’s not a bad thing in the least.

 

3. Bloodborne

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“We are all born of the blood. Undone by the blood. Our eyes have yet to open…” So says Master Willem of Byrgenworth, and in this might be the reason why From Software’s Bloodborne is such an affecting game for me. Not only is this Lovecraft-inspired world of men and monsters a beautiful, disturbing and all-around perfectly realized one, but Blooborne is a game that can mold your whole perception on games and gameplay. Is it hard? Jesus Christ is it ever. Is it fair? Absolutely. Is there still a whole hellacious haul of things I need to explore in it? Oh yes. But Bloodborne is too good for me to ignore. In 2016, my hunt will continue, and I am both excited and terrified for what this amazing game has for me. “Our eyes have yet to open…”

 

2. Guitar Hero LIVE

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Music and rhythm games are an odd genre, because they’ve always existed in one capacity or another and have lacked a ton of significant innovation from game to game. I mean, let’s be honest; the difference between many music games is the peripheral they use and not much else. Enter Guiter Hero LIVE, touting its biggest features to be a redesigned controller and an entirely FMV single player campaign featuring crowds that “react” to your playing. One would be more than right to be skeptical, and though the redesigned guitar controller IS superior to the previous design and the FMV festival crowds of the titular LIVE mode ARE amusing (and perhaps unintentionally hilarious), the real meat of Guitar Hero LIVE is its perpetually updating, never offline, event-filled GHTV mode.

The joy of just sitting in your room on a Friday night in the late ’90s as MTV shocked your senses with the latest and greatest music videos in what seemed to be a never-ending stream is replicated to perfection in GHTV. And whattya know, you actually get to play an amazingly tight rhythm game while you do it, now. Put briefly, Guitar Hero LIVE is a fabulous experience, and one that anybody who longs for the days when video killed the radio star.

 

1. Monster Hunter IV Ultimate

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Monster Hunter IV is perhaps the most fully-fleshed out game I’ve played. Like, legitimately, so few games have felt this swole full of features and content to explore and master without feeling like any of it is fat. Just thinking about how good this game is, but then remembering how few people have played or care about it is infuriating. In fact, I feel a comparison coming on…

For all intents and purposes, Monster Hunter IV is the John Cena of 2015 video game releases. And it’s not just for the aforementioned reference to high muscle with low fat content, but much more. Stick with me.

John Cena, for those uninitiated, is a professional wrestler who has been derided over the years for being not that great at his craft, yet constantly pushed to the forefront of the WWE. He’s fun and colorful and most can see his appeal from a marketing standpoint, but not too many people have been keen on accepting him as a legitimately good wrestler. More of an entertainer.

Yet, in the year 2015, John Cena produced more quality matches, promos and storylines than any other WWE superstar. He single-handedly made many sub-par wrestling shows watchable, and yet has received little to no recognition from the blind masses at large for having these skills. And that’s a shoot, brother.

Monster Hunter as a series has similarly been brushed off by the masses. Most can see its appeal, fighting colorful monsters in your equally colorful garb procured by hunting these mythical beasts. But the sloppy, grindy and oft-indecipherable learning curve of early Monster Hunter games have given people the perception that nothing’s changed.

That’s why I implore anyone curious, anyone with a 3DS, hell anybody who has even been burned by Monster Hunter before to try IV Ultimate. What you’ll find is an infinitely silly, infinitely deep, and infinitely fun action game that you can realistically play forever without being bored. I’m ashamed that the back half of my year has been so sparse with Monster Hunter, and I vow to set that right in 2016.

Monster Hunter IV Ultimate is THE game of 2015. It represents everything a game should be feature-wise, gameplay-wise and from a stylistic standpoint. Drop the preconceived notion and get ready to hunt, fish, cook and tailor for hours on end. And prepare to love every minute of it.
The champ is HERE. And he’s SO TASTY.

Bloodborne Blunders: Episode 1

Sure is spooky around here!

Join Ricardo on his first baby steps into the shuffling madness of Yharnam in the inaugural episode of Bloodborne Blunders. Bonus points to anyone who can tell us who was calling the phone in the beginning of the video.

Watch it on YouTube right here!