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Episode 156: Pokemon NO

Games we played:

Matt: Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons

Ethan: Horizon: Zero Dawn, Crazy Taxi Gazillionaire,

Ricardo: Tekken 7, Crazy Taxi Gazillionaire

 

The NEWS HOUR News Topics:

So with E3 done, response to the show has been mixed, particularly regarding security…

GOOD NEWS CHEATING HITMEN! IO has gone independent and somehow has retained the Hitman IP!

Atari is reportedly making a new console… what?!

Pokemon Go has a new cooperative gym battling system but is anybody still playing that game? I dunno…

 

Trailer trash:

Crash Bandicoot N-Sane Trilogy Workout Teaser

CTRL Launch trailer

WWE 2K18 Cover Reveal Teaser

Darkest Dungeon – The Crimson Court Launch Trailer

THE ARTFUL ESCAPE | E3 2017 Reveal Trailer

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Episode 153: Show me your Tamagatchi

The whole gang is back to talk about all the video games we’ve been playing, and it’s a lot! Matt’s been on a journey, Ethan has found multiple games that will kill him repeatedly, and Ricardo’s been playing a children’s adult’s card game! That plus Monster Hunter double crosses Nintendo, Blizzard is making phone games, and we talk about that there new Far Cry that done got announced. Plus we all time travel to 2014.

Games we played:

Matt: Overwatch, Old Man’s Journey, Dead Cells, PLAYER UNKNOWN’S Battlegrounds

Ethan: Dead Cells, Injustice 2, PLAYER UNKNOWN’S Battlegrounds

Ricardo: Injustice 2, Gwent: The Witcher Card Game

 

The NEWS HOUR News Topics:

Overwatch Skins issues

MONSTER HUNTER ON SWITCH: the announcement driving largest rise in Nintendo stock in 8 years

Unsurprisingly, Nintendo gearing up for a big manufacturing push for Switch

Blizzard hiring for potential mobile project? What could it be?

Update: Hitman is NOT DEAD. Searching for “new steward” to lead the franchise

 

Trailer trash:

Angry Birds Evolution

Deliriant – Official Launch Trailer

Quarantine – Official Launch Trailer

Neighborhorde – Official Release Trailer

Million Onion Hotel – Trailer

Monster Hunter XX Switch Trailer

Far Cry 5 – Announcement Trailer

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Episode 151: IO, You…

Matt, Ethan and Ricardo are joined by Laurentius once again as he tells us what he’s been up to in Mass Effect Andromeda! Matt is on his third run through Nier Automata, Ethan talks about heartburn, Ricardo advertises heartburn remedies, and Laurent forms a SQUAD. That, plus the news that no Remedy will save Alan Wake, ZeniMax is on a lawsuit roll, and the sad news of IO Interactive’s sale from SquareEnix.

 

Games we played:

Matt: Nier: Automata

Ethan: Breath of the Wild

Ricardo: Overwatch, Marvel Puzzle Quest

Laurentius: Mass Effect: Andromeda, Squad v. Alpha 1.9

 

The NEWS HOUR News Topics:

The ZeniMax vs. John Carmack scandal thickens as ZeniMax goes after Samsung’s Gear VR

FEEL BAD; Square Enix drops Hitman developer, IO Interactive…

FEEL GOOD; PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds raises nearly a quarter million dollars for Gamers Outreach

There might be a Legend of Zelda title coming to phones

I Am A Sleep; the day Alan Wake died

Phantom Dust remastered is free?

 

Trailer trash:

Official Injustice 2 Gameplay Launch Trailer

Tokyo 42 Multiplayer Trailer

Call of Duty Black Ops 3 Zombies Timeline Trailer

A Walk in the Dark Official Announcement Trailer

Ad Infinitum Official Reveal Trailer

Rakuen Release Date Trailer

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GOTY 2016 Ethan’s Top 5

2016 will probably not go down as a great year for the world, but dammit it was an excellent year for games. Especially those shoot-em-ups.

Tons of fantastic games this year didn’t make it on my list even with three honorable mentions. Mostly I just didn’t dedicate enough time to see if a particular game truly clicked with me.  I’ll have you know each game in my top three cycled through basically all possible spots, so they’re all the best games of the year in my book.

I’m pretty proud of this list. It reflects on the many different styles of games this year I’d normally never get into if it weren’t for peer pressure. (It’s not always a bad thing!)

Maybe next year I’ll get into Dark Souls…. Or finally make a dent in The Witcher III.   

Honorable Mentions:

Overwatch

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Despite being a dedicated Blizzard fan boy and dabbling in the beta, I didn’t have high expectations for this game. Another class based shooter? Give me a break. Team Fortress 2 has that locked down.

But Overwatch’s characters, balance and setting give it a leading edge over those other class based shooters. Smart multiplayer changes like the play of the game and voting for the best team members makes every match feel important.

I loved how EVERYONE played it during launch. Some of my best gaming moments this year was staying up way too late playing Overwatch with my pals. Unfortunately, Overwatch’s emphasis on teamwork over skill is a double-edged sword for me. I refuse to play this game with random people online, because if the freaking Genji doesn’t get on the damn point I’m going to lose my mind and the sporadic-ness of my friends list has left me with little desire to boot up Overwatch recently.

Regardless I still love the lore and the characters and follow everything Blizzard will do with the game. It’s Blizzard, dammit and they seem to do no wrong.

 

Monster Hunter Generations

Ricardo kept yammering on about this game and one night of too much drinking at EVO, I bought it. Turns out it’s a weirdly wonderful game.

The tutorials are complete trash, the interface is clunky and some of the quests are just grind fests, but boy does this game have a fantastic loot and gameplay loop. Shame it’s super hard to get into unless you play with a friend or dedicate yourself to watching online tutorials.

But taking down giant monsters with a friend/s is so much gosh darn fun I love it. I want to play more since Generations has a TON of content I haven’t even touched despite playing it for dozens of hours.
As far as co-op games are concerned this is easily one of the best.

 

XCOM 2

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I thought Civilization VI would be my go to strategy game this year, but Firaxis other tactical game took that title handily. XCOM 2 expanded on what made the first reboot great, by adding stealth mechanics perfect for the scrappy, guerilla warfare your team found themselves in.

The story takes place in a world where you lose the first game and it opens up to more desperate situations where you have to grit your teeth, make a decision and hope the worst doesn’t happen. Yet, so frequently the worst always happens. The key to playing XCOM well is: always expect the worst.

It’s a shame the game launched with a ton of bugs and made me a little hesitant to try Ironman mode, where decisions were permanent. Regardless, I felt “one more turn” syndrome more than any other game on this list. Even if that one turn was just to watch Bob Ross get mind controlled by a sectoid and murder his squadmate, Solid Snake.

 

Top five list:

5. That Dragon, Cancer

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This is the first game I’ve played that ever made me cry. Not like, “there might be something in my eye,” cry but full on “I hope we bulk bought tissues in this house” cry.

This game follows the heart breaking true story of the Green family who has learned their one-year-old son has been diagnosed with terminal cancer. Created by the Green family as a way to work through their grief, never before have I seen a game that’s so deeply personal and raw.

At times a little too artsy for its own good, the game shines when it shows you glimpses into the Green’s daily life as they struggle with their faith and their ill son who they love while sharing moments of joy with their family. So often we hear about how hard dealing with a sick family member is, but rarely do we get an honest and intimate look into a family’s everyday struggles.

For anyone who has ever had a severely ill family member, That Dragon, Cancer is uncomfortably relatable and deeply cathartic. The game came out in early 2016, but a week hasn’t gone by where I haven’t thought about it.
Please play this game.

 

4. Street Fighter V

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Last year was the first time I took a dive into the fighting game scene by attending EVO in Las Vegas. I later realized it was only $10 to enter and compete in the biggest fighting game tournament ever and the rest was history.

Sadly, the flagship game everyone was hyped for, Street Fighter V, launched as a mess. No single player, half the stats don’t work, the servers were buggy, rage quitting was rampant, but that didn’t matter because the actual fighting is fantastic.

I began to respect the game and the fighting game genre after forcing myself to play Street Fighter V for a video series. Fighting games are truly a tough genre to get into. YouTube tutorials are so entrenched in fighting game terminology it’s a bit hard to wrap your head around how to pull off simple combos or what exactly crush counters are.

Once I jumped online and finally started winning after a long, long streak of losing, it was one of my best moments of gaming, not just this year, but ever. Even losing started to become satisfying, because I’d learn from my mistakes and be hungry for the next match.
Street Fighter V is sort of better after being patched up a bit, but it has a rocky future ahead of it. Capcom seems to be standing behind it though and I’m willing to continue to put more time into it.

 

3. DOOM

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I have fond memories of playing through the original DOOM (It still holds up!) on my Xbox 360 with a friend all in one night.

Other games have tried to emulate what DOOM accomplished by melding environmental puzzles and insanely fluid first person shooting, but the likes of Pain Killer and Serious Sam never quite captured the magic. It took the team at ID to refine DOOM into its pure and perfect essence, a fast paced demon murder party.

Between the brilliant inclusion of a techno-death metal soundtrack, beautifully grisly visuals and shooting mechanics that bridge the gap between modern and classic shooters, DOOM is a triumph. I welcome seeing health packs, ammo and key cards right at home next to a modern skill tree.

DOOM Guy is a fantastic protagonist despite not uttering a single word. You clearly know his motivations: Murder All Demons. The actions of punching through a demon and ripping out its guts speaks louder than words.
It’s a shame the multiplayer and snap maps are kind of a disappointment because the absurdly tongue-in-cheek singleplayer is the best shooter campaign I played this year. Few moments in gaming will live up to listening to the “BFG Division” while ripping demons in half with guns, fists and chainsaws.

 

2. Titanfall 2

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IT’S NOT ANIME!

The original Titanfall was a good game. Back when the Xbox One first came out, this was the only multiplayer game to get. Weirdly, even after new shoot-man multiplayer games came out, I still found myself going back to Titanfall game despite its lack of singleplayer and progressive unlocks.

Luckily, Titanfall 2 simultaneously expanded and refined so many parts of what made the first game great. A solid single player accompanies one of the greatest multiplayer shooters ever created. The pilot traversal system remains the most fluid movement in a first-person game ever conceived. (Yes, even better than DOOM)

The game is defined by how it feels. After playing it, all other fast paced shooters just feel slow, clunky and unresponsive in comparison. Especially the new Call of Duty.

I was surprised by the single-player, but primarily focused on the multiplayer, where pilots are free to fly through the air doing cool tricks and to murder dudes very stylistically until they drop their Titan down. Titans feel powerful in the right hands, but can be brought to their knees by a few skilled foot soldiers.
The developers at Respawn have already stated there’s no season pass and all updates to the game, besides cosmetic items, will be free going forward. They also created a network system that makes it easy to find a group and should be implemented in all other multiplayer game. It’s decisions like these, that push Titanfall ahead of other multiplayer shooters in my book.

 

1. Hitman

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Realistically how all my Hitman runs go.

I expected nothing from this new Hitman game. I played Blood Money, but it was a little too obscure for me. Absolution was a little to hand holdy. And the last minute decision to make the game episodic was a big red flag that this game would be a hot garbage pile.

Instead, it was hot fire.

The decision to make this game episodic was actually the greatest decision they made. Each level is so jam packed full of content, between escalation missions, the elusive targets and mastery levels, it takes hours to absorb it all. I’d be forced to play the same level over and over and instead of getting boring it actually made me explore and appreciate the care the developers put into each nook and cranny.

Another smart decision is perfecting the amount of information the game gives to you. Opportunities nudge players in the direction of “cool kills.” An exploding golf ball is way more entertaining than execution via pistol.

Although my favorite part is pushing the game to its limit. Does throwing a knocked out target off of a cliff counts as an accidental kill? If I shoot my target now, will anyone notice? There’s only one way to find out!

Even if something goes wrong, Hitman gives you so many options to try and recover from what realistically would be an impossible situation. Sure you won’t get a great rating in the end, but it’ll be funny/exhilarating if you make it.
The new Hitman is a platform for elaborate, over the top and sometimes goofy assassinations in gorgeous environments and I can’t wait to see where Agent 47 goes next year.

Episode 127: Clothing Explosion

Matt, Ethan, Ricardo, and Amber pick up the pieces after last week and still found some time to play some video games. Ricardo still seeks the perfect shooter, Ethan titan falls through time, Amber hits men and owl boys, and Matt starts a the cutest ranch ever. That plus Nintendo hardware news, Guardians of the Galaxy rumors, Black Friday ethical decisions, the hunt for the next Criminal Girls 2 trailer, and our most trailer ever?

 

Games we played:

Matt: Slime Rancher, Overwatch

Ethan: Titanfall 2

Ricardo: Titanfall 2 (and Battlefield 1, Madden and Diablo, but we’ve talked a lot about that…)

Amber: Hitman, Owlboy

 

Beer we drank: Anchor Brewing Meyer Lemon Lager

 

The (extremely slow) NEWS HOUR News Topics:

The NES Classic drops… we assume. Shortages rampant.

FOLLOW-UP: it’s still impossible to tell if the Wii U is still in production.

Telltale reportedly making a Guardians of the Galaxy adaptation. THOUGHTS?

HEY Black Friday Deals are Popping Up. Is anybody planning on participating this year?

 

Trailer trash:

Watch Dogs 2 Launch Trailer

Hakuoki: Kyoto Winds Announcement Teaser Trailer

The Sexy Brutale Character Series: Reginald Sixpence “The Clockwork Baron”

Circuit Breakers Official “Shoot All Robots” Trailer

Badiya Launch Trailer

Candle Launch Trailer

Senran Kagura Bon Appetit! FULL COURSE Launch Trailer

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Episode 124: Good Lore! Meaningless Spice

In this extra long episode Matt, Ethan, and Ricardo make a SWITCH and played a bunch of new games! And a ton of news happened! And we discover just how chill of a bro George Washington was. Don’t worry the podcast doesn’t SAG or get boring in the middle. If you RED between the lines you might hear about some streams that will be going up shortly. Also it’s almost Halloween ooh spooky DEAD skeletons or something I’m out of ideas for this bit.

 

Games we played:

Matt: Sid Meier’s Civilization VI, Mass Effect

Ethan: Thumper, Jackbox Party Pack 3, Battlefield 1, Hitman: Bangkok

Ricardo: Madden 17, Jackbox Party Pack 3

Beer we drank: Buffalo Bill’s America’s Original Pumpkin Ale

 

The NEWS HOUR News Topics:

NINTENDO SWITCH

Voice actors officially on strike

DDOS attack affects PSN/XBOX LIVE

Civilization VI is eSports

 

Trailer trash:

Dishonored 2 Live Action Trailer

Wailing Heights Official Announce Trailer

Pokemon GO! Halloween is Approaching

Hired Ops Early Access trailer

Seraph Launch Date Announcement

Red Dead Redemption 2

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Episode 110: Pocket Monsters: Global Offensive

Matt, Ethan, Ricardo, and Amber are all chasing the dragon, by which we mean a rare Dragonite or Gyarados! It’s like the 90s all over again! Besides the inevitable Pokemon GO talk we also found some time to discuss the wonderful stories of Inside and…Street Fighter V?

Games we played:

Ethan: Pokemon GO

Ricardo: Pokemon GO, Street Fighter V (Story and Online)

Matt: Pokemon GO, Inside, Shantae and the Pirate’s Curse, HITMAN

Amber: Pokemon GO, Inside

 

POKEMON GO NEWS HIGHLIGHTS:

The Good: Nintendo’s stock rises with launch of Pokemon GO

The Bad: Niantic Labs gets full access to your Google account when you register

The Ugly: Girl finds dead body in river following Pokemon GO excursion

 

Battlefield television series greenlit by Paramount

Adam Boyes leaves Sony

 

Follow ups from last week:

SGDQ sets new record for charity

CSGO Lotto and its owners have been sued

 

Dumb News:

People are harassing a poor NJ pizzeria with calls about Five Nights at Freddy’s

 

TRAILER TRASH (a-hyuk):

Brawlout Reveal

Song of the Deep Launch Trailer

Blade Ballet Launch Date Announcement

The Girl and the Robot Launch Trailer

The Great Whale Road Steam Early Access Trailer

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Episode 109: Computers aren’t Hipster

Matt, Ethan, and Ricardo decide to eat socially while recording this week’s podcast and stream to Twitch! In the meantime we talk some new Drawful, some cheatin’ Hitman, some competitive Overwatch, and some cooperative Total War! Plus an in-depth look into the shady underbelly of Counter Strike skins.

Games we played:

Ethan: HITMAN, Total War: Warhammer, Drawful 2, Legacy of the Beast, SFV story

Ricardo: Drawful 2, Heroes of the Storm

Matt: Drawful 2, Overwatch competitive

 

The NEWS HOUR News Topics:

CSGO LOTTERY OH MY PLEASE READ

Cheating tool is getting sued by Blizzard for copyright infringement

Board game kickstarters raised six times as much as video games

EVO will be televised by ESPN2 (and pixel legends :3)

Twitch has Muk-Bang channel now

 

Trailer trash:

The Bunker

Pokemon Sun/Moon new Pokemon, please reveal

Tumblestone

Faeria Early Access

Furi Launch Trailer

 

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